To anyone that might be confused about this it’s a quote from a scene in Fight Club lmao, Tyler gets his luggage confiscated because it was vibrating:
Airport Security Officer-“Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor. But….every once in a while…..it’s a dildo. Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, “A dildo” never….your dildo”
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
This makes me want to cry blood.
This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.
or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.
You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.
Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.
Can we just get some footage of Dean in John Cena’s lavish dressing room touching everything while Cena is just in the corner like..
"Dean, I need you to sign this form, before you can stay here."
"Fuck your form Cena."
in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful